I was going to finish and post my first piece of Friday flash fiction in a while, but that’s no longer going to happen. So, in its place here are some rubbish band-based haikus a few friends and I wrote to amuse ourselves on a slow Friday afternoon.
WARNING: they’re rubbish.
1 point for each band you can guess. Points don’t mean prizes.
life in canada
very very serious
must build crescendo
Singer-songwriter
“Enjoy Your Rabbit”? Pitchfork did
Don’t call me schmindie
youthmovie soundtrack
strategies. then youthmovies. now
youm. ha ha you dicks.
if i push enough
boundaries, no one will see
my wonky left eye
first indie rock – hurh
and then later prog rock – hurh
new album out now – hurh
My charity work
And dark glasses hide quite how
Awful my band is.
“hitler was great”
thought this nazi singer, then
drove into a wall
Fitter with bitter
Is my best attempt at rhyme.
Ah well, Craig likes me.
crabcore! metalcore!
this is serious business.
(pretty much all shite.)
he’s keeping shit real
pissing on drunk party girls
socal is awesome