In which I court controversy and include keywords in a naked attempt to bump my hitcount

  • Fall Out Boy fuckin’ suck! Pete Wentz is an asshole! Yeah, right on!
  • The Atheist Bus Campaign is only marginally less stupid and pointlessly confrontational than the Christian counter-campaigns. Seriously, now, no one ever made religion disappear through shouting at it. If you want to bring about your lovely secular society then adopt the only tactic that has worked thus far: shut the fuck up and let it fade into public irrelevance.
  • I’ve not seen it, but I’m going to make the sweeping assertion that Twilight is totally rubbish. Honestly, who’d watch some rubbish about sexy vampires eh? Ignore that Angel boxset over there. Shh now.
  • You deserve all your broken hearts almost as much as I do, sucker!
  • You will not find any pictures of Lindsey Lohan’s crotch on this blog.
  • Would you believe that almost 50% of the views that this blog has had have come from people googling for System Shock? I mean, I really like System Shock, and might even write¬† something about System Shock at some point. But I only mentioned it once or twice in passing when writing about BioShock (currently in the 4th and 10th through 12th most searched-for terms that lead people here). I hope some of you folks stick around, since you got goooood taste.
  • People who aren’t feminists are, basically, arseholes. Hey, we might get on, and I might even like you, but you’re still an arsehole. Clue up!

Writing this is fairly hard. I don’t think I really have it in me to be aggressive and confrontational. Errrm… oh yeah:

  • TORCHWOOD IS SHITE.

*sits back and waits for the hits and hatemail to roll in*

Comments
4 Responses to “In which I court controversy and include keywords in a naked attempt to bump my hitcount”
  1. I think there’s something rather wonderful in the fact that the dominant medium for religious debate in 2009 is a mode of public transport. ^_^

  2. Shaun CG says:

    Heh, you do /sort of/ have a point, although it looks less like a debate and more like a pissing contest to me. ;)

  3. Fran says:

    Fran says: Twilight is absolutely bollocks…I was so excited about it too :(