Shock and Awe on Pay-Per-View

The fact is, while in the second Lebanon war the home front suffered from terrible shortages — and I’m talking about a shortage of basic living needs, namely television programming that makes people want to win — this time they deployed correctly and everything is working smoothly, everything is under control and our photogenic and talented war is served to the public — in case you missed something – on Hot’s VOD. For real.

How does it work? Let’s say that after a full day of Yonit, Yaacov and Ronny Daniel [TV anchors] you’re feeling a little low. War-shwmar, whatever, but what about a little entertainment? Escapism? Something for your soul? You calmly go into Hot’s VOD and there on the main menu waiting for you is the category of Cast Lead. You select it and there you are — whole worlds of rich and entertaining content, courtesy of the IDF Spokesperson Office!

In the “operational activity” category, for instance, you are invited to choose between “Air Force assaults,” “Navy assaults” and “humanitarian activities.” — just a minute, isn’t that category included in the previous two anyway? — and watch ourselves, as one poetic reserve soldier put it, give it to the Arabs in the whatever.

For starters I treated myself to a film of “assault on the Hulafaa Mosque,” after the selection of which the screen wished me “pleasant viewing.” I really did enjoy it like I haven’t enjoyed anything since my circumcision. After the sights stop on the mosque, the business is bombed from above; a giant bright cloud fills the screen and then a close-up of the burning mosque. No plot, no acting, no sound, no nonsense: straight to the action. If only all porn was like this!

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[Source: found on The Bureau of Counter-Propaganda. Further details there.]

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