>>Nostalgia For Infinity

‘Of course I watch the news. What sort of people would you stop?’ ‘You know, the sort of people who commit crimes. You watch the news.’ I guess they were at least smart enough to not say “we’re only stopping black people and kids with hoodies”.

“The Ancient web is an online resource for Students, Teachers, and anyone interested in the cultures of the ancient world.” Neat!

“There is some alarming evidence of high-octane battery being inflicted by officials at all levels [...] Bruised and swollen faces, fractures to the ankles and ribs, a leg that had to be plastered.” Hurrah for this glorious racist state.

“When the lovable Segway was unveiled, who would have guessed that its chief street use would be a platform for cops and soldiers.” I guess the silver lining is that anyone riding a segway looks ridiculous.

“Ever since humanity first began to probe outside of our protective atmosphere, a number of live organisms have been exposed to vacuum, both deliberately and otherwise.” A good accessible article about vacuum exposure.

“I’m pretty sure we’re gonna cover “Gold Soundz” by Pavement, but who knows what the hell we’re actually gonna do. Or when! Just kidding u guyz! we’re gonna make the deadline!!!” Oh Jeff.

This is all kinds of awesome.